FUTURE POKER CELEBRITY

I'm famous for not sitting at a table with assholes without mentioning it to them in a funny way...... a way that makes them think about it for a minute, did he just call me an asshole? Is that what Captain Turd-Cutter meant? He had the table calling me Captain, or Tc or "capt-EEZLE my Deezle". He just wouldn't shut up, the banter of this dude.....


I'm making poker memories one ass-hat at a time....

l will be the anti poker ambassador... a savior of fish, like jesus with his fish symbol, yeah.... calling out the table on their betting patterns and strategies...
Yeah thats a Cbet, he wants you to fold, or he has it... but didn't he do the same thing five mins ago? he is very crafty or very lucky, is FUN to give him 30 bucks every ten minutes?

Or is there a better poker experience at the Omaha table where everyone is gambling, just like you!

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